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Why the Ferrari F80 Outshines the LaFerrari: 5 Hilarious Reasons You Need to Know

Updated: Nov 12


Ferrari's latest hypercar the F80
The new Ferrari F80 in all its glory (with that black front panel we are still getting used to)

The last flagship hypercar Ferrari released the La Ferrari!
The Laferrari

Alright, car lovers, grab your racing helmets and maybe a neck brace, because we’re diving into a high-octane showdown between two Italian stallions: the Ferrari F80 and the LaFerrari. If the LaFerrari is a luxurious, smooth-talking mob boss, the F80 is the wild younger cousin who only comes out at night. Let’s break down why the F80 steals the show—and your breath—with five very human reasons (and a few ridiculous analogies).


1. Speed: The F80 Is Like a Bullet With Tires


Sure, the LaFerrari’s 0-60 in 2.6 seconds is blisteringly fast. But the F80? This thing allegedly hits 60 mph in a face-melting 2.2 seconds. Imagine the LaFerrari is a cheetah. Now imagine the F80 is that cheetah but with wings, caffeine, and an existential need to break land-speed records. It’s so fast, you’ll feel like you’ve hit light speed before you’ve even left your driveway.


F80 from the side
Side profile of the the F80, it is interesting to say the least!

2. Top Speed: The F80 Can Outrun Your Worst Decisions


With a top speed around 218 mph, the LaFerrari is no slouch. But the F80’s rumored 300 mph top speed is straight-up intergalactic. Imagine telling your passengers, “Oh, we’re going to hit 300 mph for a minute,” and watching them consider their entire life up to this point. It’s like driving the Millennium Falcon—you’re basically playing peek-a-boo with the laws of physics.


The F80 does have beautiful angles
Aerial view of the the F80

3. Weight: The F80 Is Lighter Than Your Luggage


The F80 weighs about 1,763 pounds, compared to the LaFerrari’s hefty 3,495 pounds. That’s like shedding an entire smart car! If the LaFerrari is a well-built athlete, the F80 is a featherweight ninja. Every inch of it is lean and mean, built with enough carbon fiber to make a Formula 1 car jealous. This thing could probably turn on a dime, and if you sneeze, you might be in the next state before you realize it.


4. Fuel Efficiency: The F80 Pretends to Be Eco-Friendly


The LaFerrari, with its hybrid engine, is Ferrari’s attempt at saying, “Hey, we kinda care about the environment!” But the F80’s hybrid setup takes it further—it’s engineered to squeeze out every ounce of power, meaning it’s both faster and technically greener. Okay, calling a 1,200-horsepower car “eco-friendly” is like calling a lion a vegan, but hey, the F80 is trying. You could argue that it’s a supercar with a conscience...or at least a little bit of one.


5. Looks: The F80 Looks Like It Was Built by Aliens


A front look at the F80
Not sure about that black panel at the front yet, might be the next (BMW grill) that we hate at first then love?

If the LaFerrari looks sleek and stunning, the F80 looks like it rolled straight out of a sci-fi movie. It’s got that aggressive, futuristic vibe, like Batman’s car on steroids. With sharp angles, aerodynamic lines, and an overall design that says “I was designed by extraterrestrials who love speed,” the F80 doesn’t just turn heads—it makes them snap. Imagine Darth Vader took over Ferrari’s design team for a day, and voila, you get the F80.


The Final Verdict: F80 Wins, But Only If You’re Brave Enough


There you have it. While the LaFerrari is undeniably cool, the F80 is a whole other level of insane. It’s not just a car; it’s a thrill-seeking beast with a love for speed, a dabble in eco-friendliness, and a look that could intimidate a thunderstorm. If you want the ultimate Ferrari experience and aren’t afraid of a little (okay, a lot) of adrenaline, the F80 is your ride. Just don’t blame us when your cheeks get permanently windblown from the sheer speed.


What do you guys think? let us know in the comments or in the forum!

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